"The Congress shall have power to lay and collect taxes on incomes, from whatever source derived, without apportionment among the several States, and without regard to any census or enumeration."
By Clarine
Sixteenth Base
STEP UNO-having regular intercourse and impregnating the girl
STEP B-having the girl give birth within five minutes of having sex
STEP TROIS-having the man eat the baby whole and do the girl until the baby pops out of his penis and pops back into her vagina
STEP SHI-she must then regurgitate the baby while choreographing a dance to "Bad Romance"
ADDITIONAL NOTE-the baby must survive otherwise you have just done "salutation to the sun", a common yoga exercise
The situation in which a one-time, flash in the pan celebrity is desperately or pathetically trying to get back into the news and gossip, if only for a moment. Comes from the "fifteen minutes of fame" phrase.
