Man, Evan is a Slick Rick! He's going out with two girls, even though they are next-door neighbours!!
By Cornelle
Slick Rick
The third coolest person in the history of time (Preceeded by Keith David, who's a fucking pimp, and Morgan Freeman). Known for his unique voice, genuinely funny rhymes, and his diamond-studded eyepatch, Slick Rick is cool as hell. And a great rapper.