1.) To leap on top of a human being in the sitting position and rub one's testicles slowly across the scalp while simultaneously and repeatedly screaming "SLOOOOOOOWEEEEEE" in an extremely high pitched voice.
DAMMIT!!! One time at camp that kid jumped on top of me and gave me a slowie!!
By Marysa
Slowie
a person who is slow, a blond, someone who never gets a joke or any thing for that matter, unless explainednumerous amouts of times.
smart person: knock knock
slowie: umm whos there?
smart: whyyoucryin
slowie: whyyoucryin who?
smart: no really why you cryin?
slowie: uhhhh i dont get it
smart: uggg slowie!
By Cherilyn
Slowy
slowy or slowie is usually a word used to describe people who are dumb or thick or are a bit slow
or slowie is a blowjob. This term used by Graduates of Strath Haven High School from about 2000-2003?4, perhaps extending a few years before graduates of 2000.
When you’re friend ir spouse is asleep (you may have drugged them with sleeping pills) and you suck their dick. Sleep + blowy = slowy. It has to be consensual.
Dude 1: okay, so imma drug you so I can give u a slowy.