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Define Cryin Meaning

Kavanaugh Cryin
To over dramatically pretend to cry in an attempt to gain empathy when credibility fails.

A tantrum thrown in order to deflect accountability for one's misdeeds & inadequacies, usually by an over privileged, entitled individual unaccustomed to consequences for their bad behavior.

Black Out Brett couldn't refute the growing mountain of evidence against his character, unethical behavior, questionable personal finances or even answer basic questions regarding law, procedure & the Constitution. So he went on this crazy ass rant about daddy's calendars & pulled some Kavanaugh cryin. How embarrassing.

Jenny straight up caught her man in the act screwing another woman. He thought his Kavanaugh cryin would keep her from dumping him.
It did not.

Everyone in the play group got a cookie, but Sally wanted everyone else's for herself. She started Kavanaugh cryin, screaming about being victimized & threatened to throw herself off the teeter totter. What a brat!
By Cynthie
Colon Cryin'
This is a term used for clear, watery diarrhea.

Dude, either Jessi sat in a puddle of water or she had a case of the colon cryin' in her corduroys.
By Henrietta
Drivin' And Cryin'
The act of sobbing after masterbating.

After watching the maid touch herself, Dylan found himself drivin' and cryin' in the adjacent room, both satiated and regretful.
By Aime
For Cryin' Out Loud
a non-offensive statement used to exagerate or emphasize the largeness of a statement.

For cryin' out loud stop acting like a baby-baby-stick-your-head-in-gravy!!!
By Netti
Cryin' Whale Eye
After a good hard pounding, ass-pumping adventure the male ejaculates into the "whale eye", or the female's anus. She then proceeds to push it out giving the illusion of a cryin' whale.

The bitch might as well die if she gets the cryin' whale eye.
By Jeni
Cryin' Whale Eye
A crying whale eye is what females or homosexuals achieve when a man cums in their anus and the semen leaks out.

I thought I pulled out of her in time, but I then I turned to find her cryin' whale eye looking right at me.

or

Don't be such a fucking cryin' whale eye.
By Amity
Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin'
Something you say to yourself as a reminder to keep your composure/remain a Thug Gangsta while in a situation that has you frightened or feeling scared. To help keep your cool till you get through it. Thugs dont Cry

As Jordan stood on the edge of a mountain side cliff she slowly inched her way to saftey while slowly repeating Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin' over and over in her head.
By Lona
Cryin
cryin means laughing or crying laughing.

man i cryinn or cryinn braa
By Hali
Cryin And Dyin
1. When you are in desperate need for weed
2. When you smoked the rest of your weed and have nothing left for a few days

"Dude, are you okay?"

"No man, I've been cryin and dyin for 4 days."
By Allys
Cryin Around
to be sitting in your room, about to get a shower, and eat some lunch.

you're dirty and hungry after work, but you're also very tired, so you start "cryin around" for a little while before you shower and eat.
By Luciana