Smacktard: I am the best at this game, and no one can beat me!
TrueGamer: (as he sends a missle up
Smacktard's tailpipe) Really?
Smacktard: You just got lucky it won't happen again, cause I am the best.
TrueGamer: (as he spreads fire on Smacktard after he spawns) Are you sure?
Smacktard: You just let me get in the air, and I'll show you who's boss.
TrueGamer: (After flying in loops and coming around on an F-16 taking off) Now whose the boss Smacktard?
Smacktard: (As another missle slams him from behind) . . .uh. . .That was because of lag man!
Just another Smacktard.