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Define Smeat Meaning

Smeat
spreadable meat

I want smeat and crakers!
By Raquel
Smeat
A very low grade, fatty processed meat comparable to spam.

ugg, my dad made smeat for dinner again, it was so rubbery it bounced off my plate.
By Jaclin
Smeat
SMALL MEAT(penis)

Yo that dude over there got a smeat!
By Lynde
Smeat
Appreviation for someone with a very small male genetailia also known for ones Penis. Pronounced "Smheat"

Wow Colby Mannino has a Smeat!
By Jo-Ann
Smeat
(verb) to kick in the gonads, esp. if the target is a flaming Middle Eastern physician who has just tried to blow up a Scottish airport.

He came lunging at me screaming, "Allah akhbar!" -- so I smeated him so hard I tore a tendon in my hip.
By Daffy
Smeat
sweat and semen mixed between the crevice of one's balls sack.

Tim: Dude, Tara was licking my balls the other day.
Connor: Did she swallow your smeat?
Tim: Guarenteed...I'm gay.
By Betsey
Smeat
sweaty feet

omg! i smeatted in my shoes
By Jena
Smeat
A very high oriented meat that comes from a sheeps ass

Smeats ass is the sexy!!!
By Anastassia
Smeat
a combination of neat and sweet
especially when your at padonia, everythings smeat

"Wow dude that flip was friggin SMEAT!"
By Lauren
Smeated
The act of making sandwiches using only meats.

There's only oil and vinegar on these rolls! We need these sandwiches smeated!
By Aggi