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Define Smoked Meat Meaning

Smoked Meat
Reffering to a womans pussy lips, because of its slight resemblance in colour to a smoked meat sandwich.

Montreal has the best smoked meat.
By Carla
Smoke Meat
A tiny penis
Small cock

That kid Dustin has a smoke meat.
By Evanne
Smoke Meat
When The lips of a vagina are particularly large, looking like a slab of Schwartz's smoked meat.

"I heard that Massé's girl has the worst smoke meat on the shore."
By Henriette
Smoking Meat
To jerk off ya homie dry while wearing a disposable rubber glove until it burns off a majority of the skin and the result is pink "meat". then you give him a blowjob, so youre "smoking" it.

No homo man, but can you smoke my meat?

Im not gay, but i like smoking meat.
By Dorise
Smoke Meat
When a male has a extremely under average penis

usually ranging to be 1-2 inches, and is constantly picked on

In some cases a female with an abnormaly above average Clitoris size

can also bean appropriate use for this term

Gay fish 1: Dude that ryan kid has a Smoke meat!!

Gay fish 2: I know I saw him walking by in the lockeroom, he's got a tic- tac In between his legs!!

Gay fish 1:haha lets pick on him like we did to logan!!
By Esmeralda
Smoked Meat Sandwich
The act of sliding the penis between the butt cheeks repeatedly, in a similar fashion to titty fucking.

I was nailing this chick, then I turned her around and totally fed her a smoked meat sandwich!
By Sophronia
Smoke Meat Cigars
engage in felatio

She smokes meat cigars
I like to smoke meat cigars
By Bess
Smoked Meat Sandwich
Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.

Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!
By Harmonia
Montreal Smoked Meat
An extreamly floppy vagina

man , that chick has some montreal smoked meat
By Audi
Montreal Smoked Meat
Divine and holy spiritual objects that Montrealers like to eat with their poutine (as does the rest of Canada)

"Man Montreal Smoked Meat goes down so nice with a can of beer eh"
By Dulcy