Define Snooki Meaning

v. (trans) 1. to be punched in the face.

1. A guidette oompaloompa named nicole, made famous from mtv's Jersey Shore. She was made most famous when she was clocked in the face by a juiced up guido on TV.

2. A derogatory term for a fat guidette.

3. When a man punches a woman in the face, usually after consuming many rounds of shots

A bouncy ball in a trucker hat

someone who if you dye blue will look like a smurf.
horrible fake trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv show.
the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats....
an obnoxious cow mostly used as a punching bag

to get knocked out, punched, knock someone else out, or to be insanely drunk

Another word for a 10c Jersey shore WHORE!!!!

A snookie is an inner city beast. Some claim it to be a myth, others claim it to be the very demon sent personally by Satan himself to terrorize the world. It clashes designer clothing with thongs, booze, and a thirst for sex. This thirst has traumatized many men, after which their very sexual desires are forever torn into sleepless night and PTSD. The snookie is what the Boogie checks for before going to rest. The snookie is what God cannot stand to look at. And worst of all, the snookie is what American culture from Jersey and abroad become hypnotized to once a week on prime time. Do not look into the snookie's eyes, or it will choose you as its next victim.

the best bitch ever known 4 being the best person on jersey shore. real name is nicole elizabeth polizzi & she wants 2 b called nicole & like she’s strong caring an awesome mom doesn’t like what people say about her affect her knows how to let shit slide & doesn’t give a fuck about what people say she’s my idol i luv her & want 2 b like her she’s also has two stores that she opened by herself is also really business & street smart & DOES NOT deserve all the bullshit she still gets. she’s also really caring

A mysterious creature long thought to be extinct until December of 2009. The Snooki is now very famous, but no one has any idea why. The wild Snooki is somewhere between 4-5 feet tall with dark orange skin and hair that is poofed up at the top, and speaks in incoherent gibberish. The Snooki has been spotted in seaside heights, New Jersey, Miami, Florida, and Florence Italy. While the origins of the Snooki are unknown, it claims to be of Italian descent and from New Jersey, but it is most likely of Mexican descent (this may explain the fabled chupacabra) and from New York. The wild Snooki is predatory in nature and ususlly hunts at sleazy night clubs that are overpopulated by spiky-haired, Ed Hardy wearing douchebags. The wild Snooki's preferred method of killing it's prey is to rape males(a ritual which it calls smush -smush), using it's myriad of STDs to kill them. The Snooki's diet is made up almost entirely of alcohol and semen. If attacked by a Snooki, the most effective way of getting rid of it is to punch it in the face. Recently, a creature thought to be related to the Snooki has been discovered, called the Deena. The Deena is similar to the Snooki in height and appearance,as well as mating and hunting rituals, except it's face resembles a gremlin and is known to perform "smush-smush" on both men and women. The most accepted theory on the origin of the Deena is that a Snooki will transform into a Deena either when it gets wet or is fed after midnight.

4'9" umpalumpa on Jersey Shore best known for being punched in the face.