(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried
softshell crab. In order to get to the
honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a
softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.
Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two
slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich".
Two minutes later he was in.