Define Soggy Potato Meaning

Soggy Potato
a person who is lacklustre in responding to emails, text messages, or basic conversation

Shannon, why did you respond to my paragraph-long email with an "lol". You're such a soggy potato!
By Donia
Soggy Potato
Where you fill a hollowed out potato with semen, and use your ladies impregnator.

"Hey babe, you know we want children but I want to try something different." "Let's try this Soggy potato thing I found of the internet, I heard its a very special way to true love as well."
By Zondra
Soggy Potato
When a man with a limp dick tries to give anal to a woman or another man,trying to stuff his flaccid penis into the asshole.

Dude I totally wasn't getting hard for this fat bitch last night,so I just gave her a soggy potato.
By Virgina
Soggy Potatoes
An old mans' saggy ballsack after he accidentally pisses on himself, because he has parkinsons disease and cant hold his penis steady.

soggy potatoes are a really good thing to help that old guy with
By Lindsey
Soggy Potato
When someone isn't good at having sex. Aka, they orgasm way too early.

Sam: "how was Freddy last night?"
Cole: "Ugh freddy is such a soggy potato."
By Sharlene