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Define Sour-patch Meaning

Sour Patching
giving a guy a blowjob after eating a bag of sour patch kids. it gives the penis a tart, citrusy taste.

"Dude, sarah just sour patched me!"

"Im sour patching a guy right now, I'll call you later."
By Sofie
Sour Patched
When you open a brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids to only find one piece inside.

I just bought this brandnew box of Sour Patch Kids and I got Sour Patched.
By Rosalinda
Sour Patches
People who are rude and then act like they are your best friend. Its confusing.

Those Sour Patches! They just don't understand the point of "go away!"
By Aurel
Sour Patch
A term for a woman's nasty vagina.

Stay away from her, I heard she has a sour patch!
By Barbaraanne
Sour Patch
Someone you start dating that seemed to be bad but turns out they are sweet.

Man I thought Billy was a sour patch always getting in trouble but on our first date he was a real gentleman.
By Tatum
Sour Patches
a series of things a person must do to gain someones forgiveness.

Did you hear Mari ate a lizzard as a part of her sour patches to Nicholle?!?! Ew.
By Michal
Sour Patch
usually occurs during oral sex when the recipiant grabs
the intender by the ears,forcing said intenders face to
be thrust into the unwashed pubis or rectum.

Carrie grabbed me by my ears and woukdn't let go until
I muffed her sour patch.
By Paula
Sour Patch
Someone who's wishy washy.

Your such a sour patch one second your hot and then cold
By Aindrea
Sour Patch Momma
A wealthy older woman that provides a monetary allowance in exchange for eating her rancid twat.

"Holly asked me if she can be my Sour Patch Momma. She said she'd give me $500 a week and buy me a Popeye's Chicken Sandwich. I'm gonna do it!"
By Margarete
Sour Patch Kids
The best fucking candy and the only fucking candy you will ever need in a movie theater, buy some at target before you go in or you'll pay about sixteen grand for them.

"Let me in on those sour patch kids man."
By Cal