A southern fairy is a term used by there counterparts, northern monkeys. The term originates from the inability of southern Englishmen being unable to consume amounts of alcohol over 2 units at any one period.
Other attributes have since been found in the behaviour of southern folk. Such as the inability to talk about their feelings with others and to make confrontation with people also polls also show that Southern fairies happen to be the rudest people living in the UK.
I'm sorry about my friend vomiting after two pints of lager, it's just because she is a southern fairy I'm afraid.
derogatory term often used by dull witted northern monkeys to describe southerners who they claim are soft shandy drinkers who have "fancy" hairstyles and clothes when in actual fact southerners simply care about their appearance and can drink northerners to the floor
a term used by smelly northern monkeys to describe people from the south of england. the idea of northerners degradingsoutherners is void, as they all come down to london looking for jobs when they are sick of working "in t'mine f'pittance"
