Define Spasticity Meaning

Spasticity

"due to his utter spasticity"

"your spasticity is unpresidented"
By Goldarina
Spasticated
1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"
By Avrit
Spasticated
Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka
By Kalila
Spasticating
Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.

Hey look “Bomber Bhat” is spasticating, hahahahaha he is funny
By Trixie
Spastication
when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

that was complete spastication i am confused
By Tildi
Spastic
1. Relating to, of the same nature as, or characterized by involuntary muscular contractions, esp. the long-continued contractions known as tonic spasms.
2. A person afflicted by such spasms; a person suffering from cerebral palsy.

"Christine is very spastic."
By Gertrude
Spasticated
If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.

corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol
By Shir
Spasticated
a person who has serious mental problems such as george bush and the american people who support him.
also common in animals

that is one spasticated turtle
By Ginevra
Spasticate
To make oneself operate as simliar to a person with a physical disability, indoubtably by performing some act of stupidity involving a sharp knife and a citrus fruit.

"Ha !! Ginge pure spasticated himself !"
By Frayda
Spastical
Something or someone that overflows with spasticness. Also used to describe something crazy but awesome or hilarious when the suffix "Fantastical" is added.

1. "Dude, XXX called me an idiot even though he said you could stop bullets by swinging a sword really fast in front of yourself. He's totally spastical."

2. "I want to watch XXX fight someone, it would be spastical fantastical."
By Kristal