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Define Sperm Count Meaning

Sperm Count
the number of times that you have spanked it to a specific person or video

"Hey dude, have you seen this Paige chick that's in wrestling now?"

"Duh man, I've already got an epic sperm count going for her."
By Jojo
Sperm Count
When a guy shoots a big load in your mouth, you don't swallow, you tilt your head back and gargle, and estimate how many tadpoles are swimming.............mmmmm

Frank: Hey Trevor, you feel like doing a sperm count tonight ??
Trevor: Sure Frank, as long as you can shoot your tadpoles in my mouth !! I can count !!!!
By Sal
High Sperm Count
The condition of having lots of little swimmers in ones jizz.

Ronda had to chew before she swallowed his load because he had a high sperm count.
By Yolane
Low Sperm Count
Gods way of saying he doesnt want you to reproduce.

Girl 1: So i found out my boyfriend has a low sperm count
Girl 2: That's because god doesn't want to have more of him running around
By Jeannine
Sperm Count Dracula
Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.
By Edna
Sperm Count Dracula
The guy that brings the whole party down because the ratio is off. Also likely a cockblocker...

"The sausage party was going swimmingly until Sperm Count Dracula showed up"
By Frederica