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Gargle
-To hang out with one's girlfriend instead of chillin with the bros

-stems from gargling balls

"So did you call all the bros about laser tag tonight?"
"Yea, but Steve cant come because he's gargling."
"...what a little bitch."

"I'd call Matt but he's probably gargling balls."

"Bro, were chillin tonight at Todd's. Its gonna be redonkulous."
"I cant because Im hanging out with Katie tonight"
"You gargle hard bro." (hang up the phone)
By Elberta
Gargle
Upon dying, the soon-to-be-corpse in question sometimes makes a gargling noise. Drawing from this, to gargle means to die or to kill someone - depending on context.

He gargled = He died
I gargled him = I killed him
Gargle, you SOB! = Die, you SOB!
By Willy
Gargle
vibrating a liquid in your throat

she gargled the fluid
By Leanora
Gargle
this is the CORRECT answer to the age old question 'Spit or Swallow'. Spit or swallow is a trick question invented by men to check exactly how dirty the woman is. Women have never figured this out, spitting leads to the head being firmly held in place next time and swallowing results in us aiming at the eyes.

Spit or Swallow? Gargle!
By Ebony
Gargle
Alcoholic drink.

gargled = drunk

C'mon down to the boozer for a few gargles, Shambo. All the lads are here and the gee is wall-to-wall.
By Rici
Gargle
gargle is what my five roomies want me to do when they blow their loads in my mouth and want to see how much cum I'm going to swallow.

My roomies gave me cadet bukkake, and they wanted me to gargle all the cum they shot into my mouth!
By Genvieve
Gargle
(v.) a form of oral sex in which the male places his scrotom in a another persons mouth while they are gargling water.

Please gargle my scrotom in your mouth for sexual plessure.
By Kathye
Gargle It
Commonly used phrase at WPI in Worcester, MA that has evolved from the NH definition into a word that can be used in any and all situations.

Guy 1: You suck at this game.
Guy 2: Gargle It.

Guy 1: Hey what's happening?
Guy 2: Gargle It.

Girl 1: WOW! You are really smart!
Guy 1: Thanks! Gargle It.
By Gabriellia
Gargled
Angry, pissed off.

Stygler: "Dude, we can come clean your carpet today."

Derrick: "Nah, man... Stacey's home. You know she's still gargled at you for being a dirtbag."
By Daniele
Gargle
A slang term heard in Ireland for beer.

Was John on the gargle last night?
By Josey