"So did you call all the bros about
laser tag tonight?"
"Yea, but Steve cant come because he's gargling."
"...what a little bitch."
"I'd call Matt but he's probably
gargling balls."
"Bro, were chillin tonight at Todd's. Its gonna be redonkulous."
"I cant because Im hanging out with Katie tonight"
"You gargle hard bro." (
hang up the phone)