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Define Splenda Meaning

Splenda
Fairly new artificial sweetener that some people think may be dangerous, but the Splenda people, of course, deny it.
What to do?

OMG what am I gonna do about my rash I got after eating splenda?
By Ursa
Splenda
artificial sweetner that tastes like crap

stop putting it in your diet drinks, Jones Soda co.!

diet jones sucks because it uses splenda
By Britt
Splenda
Someone who acts very sweet, but is actually faking it just to get attention

You're such a damn splenda, you fake bitch.
By Pearline
Splenda
That horrid sweetner that claims to taste like sugar when it only taste like shit. Now soccermoms want thier kids to use this shit too. It tastes bitter and leaves a wierd feeling on the back of your throat.

*on box* "splenda made from sugar and tastes like sugar"

me: "I'm gonna try this when I get home."

me: *drinks coffee* "Fucking liars."
By Lucilia
Splenda
To get a kiss from and Asian.

Give me some splenda!
By Stacey
Splenda
Being sweet to a girl with the intention of fucking her only.

(after fucking a girl)
Girl: you're so sweet!
You: splenda.
Girl: What?
You: splenda! I'm sweet, but I'm so fake!
By Kimberlyn
Splenda
Commonly known as a sugar substitue, Splenda may also be used as an adjective referring to a bisexuality. In addition, sugar is also used as an adjective when referring to somone who is homosexual.


" Girl, give it up. That man is splenda. Next he'll be lovin' it up on your brother."
By Micheline
Splenda
used as a pet name for a thin girl.

I call her splenda because shes just as sweet, but zero the calories
By Trula
Splenda
1. (n.) Brand-name sugar substitute;
2. (adj.) Synonym for "sweet";
3. (adj.) Shortened version of "splendid";
4. (adj.) Describing one who is excessively perky and cheerful.

1. Pass the Splenda, please.
2. Your new car is splenda, man!
3. Jolly good, ole chap. Absolutely spenda.
4. Patty Simcox in "Grease" is so splenda.
By Jessica
Splenda
An adjective describing something that is so freakin sweet it can only be described as "sweeter than sweet".

Pedro, that jump was splenda.
By Wynn