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Spong
A word for someone, especially someone playing a sport, that messes up and then blames something, someone else, or a supposed injury.

“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.

A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”

Noun: spong
Verb: sponging, sponged

“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
By Chrysa
Spong
A spong is a hybrid of spastic and mong, prooving the word spong as being a great insult to all ur friends, family and your enemies

"Craig u retard, ur such a spong!!!"

"All u do all say long is spong around"
By Ericka
Spong
A combination of spacker / spastic and mong, mostly used by school teachers who would be sacked for using any of the former words, but by using an apparently made up word are able to describe their pupils accurately and with glee.

"Fuck me, my new year 10 class are fucking spongy, most of them can't stop dribbling."
"What you mean you don't understand, what are you, a fucking spong?"
By Lisette
Spong
sponge but dapper

"ayo hand me that spong I need to soak up this bacon grease"
By Zita
Spong
A word to describe the comical movement similar to spazzes and mongs when someone is in distress or simply disturbed.

He got stoned and completey sponged.
Alice saw a rat and it was like *spong*
He tried to say something funny, but it was soo not and i shouted "spong!"
you're such a spong sometimes
By Poppy
Spong
A feeling of endless mediocraty and disappointment experienced intensely by Solpsists whilst wishing the world was a bit more nang.

I gazed wistfully into my underpants and felt very spong. 'That is just not nang' I thought.
By Jessica
Spong
a special bit of smoking device,a normal type of bong but where you would put the cone you put half a coke bottle and then put your two knives and smoke up!

bro lets fucking go home and get high!lets smoke it through that sweet spong you made
By Blanch
Spong
A spong is a species of which is of a 'Spoon' and 'Mong' mixed. If you are one of these, you may have absolutely no hope in life. People affected by this fatal virus include Luke B, Saheel K and Lynn W. Lynn being the carrier of this monstrosity of a virus.

Hey, you spong!
I can't believe you did that u spong!
Luke you fuckin spong I cannot believe you did that!
By Dasie
Spong
Noun; Adj.1. Word used to describe a person that is slow, moronic, or just plain dumb. 2.A meaningless word that can be used in place of any object.

1.Nameless Girl 1: OMG I think Bono is SO cute!!!
Nameless Girl 2: Ew! You think he's cute he's such a spong!

2.Teenager 1: *pulls out a random object and waves it around like an idiot* You like it don't you!! I know you like my spong!
Teenager 2: *steps away from Teenager 1 slowly* Riight...I have to go now...*leaves*
By Lorene
Spong
Super gay

"He was siamese twinning with other guys, so spong of him"
By Bobbee