Define Sponging Meaning

Sponging
Wanting to have sex with someone's brain (sponge matter) when they display incredible and epic intellect.

Dude, Rachel Maddow's joke last night made me want to pop her brain out of her head and sponge it.

That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom.

Sponging is how nerds get constant action.
By Laurella
Sponging
Male masturbatory practice.

A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.

I'm going home to have a good old sponging tonight!
By Dru
Sponging
the act of dipping your testicles into a bucket or pool of water long enough for them to enlarge three times in size. You then take your enlarged, spongy balls and press them against the eye sockets of a friend while he/she sleeps.

Dude i was sponging Danny so hard last night.
By Verine
Sponging
to chat on facebook with your niggys while blogging.

i was sponging the other day and it was some adrenaline pumping multi-tasking action
By Donelle
Spong
A word for someone, especially someone playing a sport, that messes up and then blames something, someone else, or a supposed injury.

“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something.

A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”

Noun: spong
Verb: sponging, sponged

“He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.”

A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!”
By Devin
Sponge
a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket

yo morto its your round!
gotta go guys, some munter with DSL wants me to give her a hot beef injection
By Clio
Sponge
Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.

"Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge."
By Flossi
Spong
A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff.

Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.

have you got a bit of spong i can use as i'm dropping baccy everywhere
By Alena
Spong
A more complex hardcore alteration of beer pong where cups are not filled with any liquid.
1. Make a shot = opponent take 1 shot

2. Make a shot, but cup falls over = opponent take 1 shot, .5 shot penalty for thrower
3. Knock over cup = .5 shot penalty for thrower

Lets play Spong instead of beer pong bro!
By Goldina
Sponge
if someone is shot a dozen times in an online game but doesn't die. He is called a sponge.

comes form the absorbing powers sponges have.

WTF he's a fucking sponge!
By Magdaia