Define Spung Meaning

Spung
The dance one does when they are too drunk or high to wipe their own arse, let alone try to move with any kind of rhythmic coordination.

Related terms: doing the spung, spungin' it, getting your spung on.

Phil: I was so spannered last night!
Dave: No shit bro, check out this video of you trying to dance to Party Rock Anthem!
Phil: I hate that fucking song...
Dave: Really? Because you appear to be SPUNGING your balls off.
Phil: Shit, I'm totally doing the SPUNG.
By Trudie
Spung
Shooting your wad but only a small amount comes out.

Why did you stop?.. I came.. No you didn't limp dick, you spung!!
By Coraline
Spunge
a person who thoroughly enjoys watching shock videos

Joe: have you seen 2girls1cup? that is the shit!
Bob: GET AWAY FROM ME U SPUNGE
By Melissa
Spung
A Yemirt, Tutorial, Small Man, and/or Small Man Spungus

"Man that Yemirt is such a Spung, lol, bad, gg's."
By Izabel
Spung
Something that is so appalling and terrible that words cannot describe it

That football player is total spung, I hope he gets shot.
By Maddy
Spung

By Anstice
Spung-bungler
The type of guy who jerks himself off and nuts in his own eye like a beee-yach.

That guy, you know, the one who tried to eat his underwear to beat the breathalyzer, he was a real spung - bungler. Fucker got off though.
By Brigitta
Spunged
Sad, bitter, dismal, heartbroken, melancholy, mournful, pessimistic, somber, sorrowful, sorry, wistful, bereaved, blue, cheerless, dejected, despairing, despondent, disconsolate, distressed, doleful, down, down in dumps, down in mouth, downcast, forlorn, gloomy, glum, grief-stricken, grieved, heartsick, heavyhearted, hurting, in doldrums, in grief, in the, dumps, languishing, low, low-spirited, lugubrious, morbid, morose, out of sorts, pensive, sick at heart, troubled, weeping, woebegone

Jim: Man, I'm feeling really spunged right now.
Chris: Just listen to the David Attenborough BBC Nature Documentary Remembrance Soundtrack, you'll feel 10x better!
By Selie
Fun Spunge
Somebody who sucks the life blood out of any and all forms of enjoyment expressed by others.

God I'm glad Bex isn't here, it's impossible to have fun around that girl, she's such a fun spunge.
By Collen