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Squidward
The only Spongebob character who can hit the dab

Did you see squidward hit the dab on that parade float?
By Grayce
Squidward
One of my many many many obsessions.
He is spongebob's neighbor and is the only person on spongebob who is realistic but still funny in a way.

"Squidward is so awesome!^^ MOOOOOT!"-Me
By Latrina
Squidward
To smoke or engage in smoking marijuana.

Yo, its squidward time.
You ready for squidward.
By Mady
Squidward
The act of placing the testicles and penis over someone's eyes and nose to make them appear to be squidward tentacles.

Hey babe, can I squidward you later??

He's really cute, I wonder if he'd let me squidward him?
By Joscelin
Squidward
When a guy takes his balls and puts them over the girls eyes and put his dick over the nose so they look like squidward from Spongebob

We were having so much fun i gave her the squidward.
By Othilie
Squidward
(verb) to squidward.

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.

squidwarder: Hey guys, you'll never guess what happened last night! Sarah and I were having sex and she wanted me to give her a squidward.

friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here.
friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?
By Tammi
Squidward
a character in spongebob squarepants who has a thing hanging down from his face and is irritated by almost everthin except himself.

hey, i feel squidward.. and stop disturbing me.
By Rowena
Squidward
The one and only character who thinks he's everything and nothing else matters, hates Spongebob with a passion of 99,999 fiesty monks.

Squidward is not realistic, he's too dull to realize the truth and only makes a fool of himself. Like one example when was asked to do nothing (in the ep "Club Spongebob") he ran around in the forest only to end up back to where he first started. Dude he got a sausage-like-cock hanging between his eyes.

Why am I surrounded by loser neigbors :(
By Sisile
Squidward
noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...

stop! stop! Im becoming a squidward!
By Myrle
Squidward
noun: a penis.

Originated from the term spongebob.

My squidward is hard.
By Jerrie