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Define Squidward Nose Meaning

Squidwards Nose
A long, floppy dick.

"we was in the movies and she tried to grab my squidwards nose"
By Alameda
Squidward Nose
Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but it’s top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.

“Hey man, I heard Jamie couldn’t get it up last night, that squidward nose ruined the mood.”
By Dyanna
Squidwards Nose
A squidwards nose is when you cum on a bitches face and it hangs down on her nose. Making it look like squidwards nose with squinted eyes.

Damn I gave her such a squidwards nose
By Caitlin
Squidwards Nose
My fat soggy penis

My soggy penis is squidwards nose
By Marion
Squidward's Nose
When your man has a Squidward nose it means his dick is small but fat and flappy

I fucked my man last night he had such a Squidward's Nose it couldn't fit in my hole and didn't penetrate
By Sabrina
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a man who has many names and is the ultimate insult.

man, you are being such a fucking Edgy Fat Toxic Innocent Hypocrite Squidward Nose Solar System Forehead Cringy Egghead Mr. The Snitch BabyRage "Someone's down the path to Hell" "No u" Tyronelexbengie Kätzchen Fortnite Belvins (or Blevins) III. i cant believe you.
By Lettie