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Define A Squidward Meaning

Squidward
One of the main characters of Spongebob Squarepants. When you grow up you realize that he's one of the most realistic characters on the show.

Squidward "Why did I get out of bed today?"

Most viewers "My life in a nutshell"
By Beatrisa
Squidward
A communist

Squidward:"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the Krabitalism of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes AN ETERNITY! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' House of Servitude! The Gentle Laborer shall not be overrun by Krabitalism!"

Mr. Krabs: *goes bankrupt*
By Brana
Squidward
The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."

Don't say anything Squidward. Remember your karma.
By Sioux
The Squidward
When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.

I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.
By Denys
Squidward
The 'straight guy' on the comedy known as spongebob Squarepants

"you have to feel sorry for Squidward sometimes"
By Tonya
Squidward
The only normal character on the TV show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is a squid.

Squidward said that SpongeBob is immature.
By Inge
Squidward
A character in Spongebob Squarepants who always behave seriously and realistic unlike the main character.

Squidward is way more cool than Spongbob.
By Tommy
Squidward
The only Spongebob character who can hit the dab

Did you see squidward hit the dab on that parade float?
By Emmeline
Squidward
sexiest beast alive

Damn I wish I could eat squidward ass
By Celestyna
Squidwarding
Squidwarding is the act of taking ones testicles, and placing each in separate eyes of another person, and taking your penis and laying it down the persons nose, creating the appearance of the cartoon character Squidward from the childrens show Spongebob Squarepants


i was squidwarding this one girl last night while she was sleeping
By Glennis