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Starboard
The right hand side of a naval vessel or airplane.

Iceberg sir. I put her hard-a-starboard and reversed the engines, but she was too close. - A night to remember.
By Winne
Starboard
In the sport of crew (rowing) the side in a sweep racing shell on the left from the rowers perspective (or the right side from the perspective of the coxswain). Starboard oars generally are distinguished by a a green marking somewhere on them. Most of the time bow is starboard while port is stroke.

Starboard and bow bitch go hand In hand.
By Elsie
Starboard Brained
Denotes individual with predominate right cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Right Brained."


Character traits exhibited include: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

Starboard Brained individuals are opposite of Port Brained ("Left Brained")individuals. Port Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.


By Amanda
Starboard Crusader
The Best Team Fortress 2 Hat Of All

Person 1 ) Dude do you have the starboard crusader?
Person 2 ) Nah Mah, I have An UNUSUAL STARBOARD CRUSADER
Person 1 ) *dead
By Tildi
Third Wheel Starboard
When two people are going down on one pussy and another tongue tries to join in but is rebuffed with a splash.

Casey tried to join in but when he couldn't find room for his mouth, he realized he was being brutally third wheel starboarded.
By Bobbi
Starboard Both Of Em'
a term referring to both a starboard and port transducer pole which was created by a very stoopid riverboat captain named roger

hey showncy ya'll go on and fix the starboard both of em' and make sure you tape his ankles
By Luce
Klingons On The Starboard Bow
Expression used as a warning by person 1 when someone known mutually to 1 and 2, whom 2 does not wish to meet, comes into view. Don't Look Now, but ..., From a more literal usage in the original series of Star Trek.

Joe: I don't want to meet the Wirrals tonight, okay?
Mike (looking over Joe's shoulder): Umm ... Klingons on the starboard bow.
Joe: They're HERE?! Get me out of here.
Mike: Right this way ...,
By Simonne
Starboard Club
When you have sex on a boat! Similar to the mile high club in an airplane but on the water.

I joined the Starboard Club last weekend after I railed this bitch on my huge yacht!
By Mathilda