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Brained
Verb. To be hit really hard in the head.

I got seriously brained against a brick wall and I still can't see straight.
By Melisenda
Brained
VERB: To have someone else's hairy balls shoved in your face unexpectedly. When they are shoved in your face, the balls and tightly gripped to resemble the look of a human brain. Penis should be hidden in the process so that the balls are the only thing that are shown.

Guy 1: "Dude, i just got brained in the face like no other. Guess what I did"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I licked 'em!"
By Quintilla
Brained
when you get obliterated by a sniper in fortnite.

“dude conner got fuckin brained earlier by a bolty”
By Lissie
Brainful
1. Stereotypical britbong with an obscene love for Harry and Meghan
2. A person with a tiny skull and medium sized brain
3. The biggest boomer you know

Droolio: Did you see the Oprah interview with Harry and Megan. It was soo good, I loved it.

Nakia: Sigh...whatever you say brainful
By Mireille
The Brain
When u grab your sack and squeeze forcing your balls to go tight against the skin, causeing THE BRAIN!!!

Dan-THE BRAIN!!!
Steve-AHHH WTF DAN
By Brigitta
A Brain
What idiots lack.

Wow! That guy has a brain!
By Siobhan
On The Brain
To constantly think about something.

Steven has sex on the brain.
By Zilvia
Brain
Another word for head, or blowjob. This term is most appropriate however, because unfortuantley, most male brains reside in their penile regions

"That girl has a foot long tongue, I bet she gives great brain!"
By Anet
Brain
To strike a person in, on or upside the head deliberately and violently oftentimes with a blunt object.

Nick told Jerry, "Pay me what you owe me or I swear I'll brain you with this crowbar".
By Courtnay
Brain
Something that Justin Bieber fans don't have.

Susan: I have such a huge crush on JB!

Bill: I always knew you had no brain!
By Ruperta