Define Statis Meaning

Statis
The term "statis" has several meanings. All of them good, however. It is a term used to describe someone who is either wealthy, popular with women, famous, or anything else that is deemed "cool".

The word "statis" was created sometime in late 1999 or early 2000. The word was created by a man known as the "BSHT", or "Big Shot Hollywood Tycoon".

However, the reason this term still lives on to this day, is due to one man by the name of Michael J.K. He is often referred to as "The Korean Pop Sensation". He is the individual responsible for popularizing the term.

The term is very popular today. It is mostly used in Los Angeles, but it is used in other parts of the country as well. Apparently, the word is even being used by some people in Harvard University. The word has even reached Asia, and is a very popular term in Seoul, Korea. It has also reached countries such as Japan, China, Russia, India, Bangladesh, Germany, France, Lithuania, Brasil, Mexico, Argentina, and Canada.

The word shows no sign of slowing down, as it only continues to become even more and more popular today.

"You definately have your statis now."

"You have all the statis."

"I need to get my statis."

"That chick is trying too hard to get her statis."
By Anitra
Staties
Common slang for "state trooper" used in the New England area, especially Massachusetts.

I was pulled over on the highway by a statie for going 130 MPH in a 55 MPH zone in my Lamborghini.
By Angelica
Staties

I didn't make it to the packie in time because the stupid staties pulled me over for having a tail light out.
By Madelon
Statie
A Boston slang term for a State Trooper.

Some statie pulled me over last night... He was a wicked asshole.
By Laverne
Stati
A way of pluralizing "status," used primarily by douchebags.

"Dude, Fred's stati are always hilarious"
"Definitely, bro. Turn up the Jack Johnson."
By Veronica
Stati

'I think they're taking this bro-fight too far.'

'Agreed. I didn't realize their stati weren't joking until they got into a legit fight last night.'
By Zsazsa
Stati
-noun
pl. of status. similar to fungi (pl. of fungus) and hippopotami (pl. of hippopotamus).

dude: fat kid & mo, what's your stati?

fat kid & mo: we doin' stuff.
By Sheelagh
Stati
The accepted plural form of the word status on Facebook.

A: What are you doing at that computer all this time?
B: Just updating some clever stati on Facebook
By Alie
Stati
Lots of different random statuses in social networking sites such as Facebook by friends who never make much sense but make you laugh anyway

Oh have you seen Bing's wall today? Loads of random Stati as usual!
By Stephanie
Statie
dirty state school kids, generally like rugby league and come from shit suburbs.

the guy that will be doing the rubbish run in 2-3 years.

the chick that will be cleaning up the spilt cat food in aisle 7.

look at that statie chick in her wu-tang pants with three kids hanging of her hair and needles falling out of her pockets. is that dried semen on her leg.... why i believe it is...

''i'd tap that...... psyche.''
''dude you'd catch leprosy''
By Natalie