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Cat Food
Ketamine

I need some of dat cat food dawg.
By Lexy
Cat Food
Half of a bum's dinner, the other half being a bottle of muscatel.

Joe and Lottie shared a can of cat food for Christmas dinner under the Tenth Street Bridge.
By Lenette
Cat Food
Semen. Substance consumed by pussies. High in protein with that salty "from the ocean" flavour.

That chick's cat was hungry for my cat food.
By Fernandina
Cat Food
A male courting an older female.

Mike is dating that cougar. He is therefore cat food.
By Jana
Cat Food
My other antidrug. See dogfood.

I was out of dogfood so i used catfood as my antidrug. MEOW MEOW MEOW!
By Stephie
CaT FooD
an inconspicuous way of saying Calm The Fuck Down, derived from the acronym CTFD. It is shorter than saying CTFD and easier to get away with than actually saying Calm the Fuck Down.

Employee: Sorry I'm late…had to stop at the store
Boss: Again?! One more time and you're fired!!
Employee: cat food.
Boss: what was that?
Employee:uhh..nothing, I had to get cat food at the store
By Merridie
Cat Food
A woman who desires to get married but never does so instead gets a cat. She leads a lonely life and dies alone in her house. Because she has no one in her life, no one notices she is missing from daily life. Her cat begins to starve so it begins to eat her to stay alive.

If my boss doesn't find a man soon she is going to end up cat food.
By Faustina
Cat Food
A slang word for crack cocaine, also made famous by a song's lyrics, "Smoking cat food."

"Hey im gonnah run by the crib and pick up your catfood."

"You need any catfood?"

"Bout to go to the spot and bake me some cat food."
By Nessie
Cat Food Poo
The smell of your crap after a night on the booze. Usually smells like a freshly opened tin of cat food.

Had a Cat Food Poo this morning. Smelt like Salmon with Trout.
By Betty
Gave The Dog Cat Food
An expression used when some one fucks up, really badly.

"Did you hear about Ethan crashing his car?"
"Yeah, he really gave the dog cat food."
By Laraine