Define Stovepipe Meaning

Stovepipe
A temporary view the anus takes after the act of anal sex. When the penis (or penis shaped device) is pulled out of the ass, the anus is sometimes left temporarily gaping wide open. This allows for a clear view into the ass thus creating the affect you might get when looking down a stovepipe.

After a few seconds the anus will usually contract back to normal shape.

Millie: Holy cow, after finding my mom's video tapes in her closet. I watched my Dad totally stovepiped her. I mean it looked like you could see all the way to China. No wonder my Mom was walking funny the next day.
Holly: You're Dad is totally hot. He could stovepipe me anyday.
Millie: I'll ask. Maybe my Mom could film it.
By Franciska
Stovepipe
The act of highly inspired and brutal sodomization.

I'm gonna stovepipe you like a catholic schoolboy at confession.
By Belicia
Stovepipe
Popular size of beer that comes in a tall, wide can. Usually 24 oz. or more. Sold individually, and by the case.

Dude, all i had to do was move that guy's couch. I got a stovepipe out of it.
By Carrie
Stovepipe

I robbed Earl's Liqour Store with my 12 gauge stovepipe yesterday!
By Clarisse
Stovepipe
A stovepipe or a stover is a white women who sleeps with black men.

She slept with that black guy she's such a stovepipe
By Venita
Stovepipe
A modified dutch oven. When a couple lays in bed and one of them farts and lifts the covers to allow the smell to flow toward their heads.

"My girlfriend and I were laying in bed when she farted and stovepiped me."
By Eloise
Stovepipe
When the partially ejected brass case of a bullet gets lodged in between a gun's bolt and receiver, preventing practically any forward or reward movement of the bolt, and resulting in a jam from hell.

"Rack the slide, man."
"I can't, it's stovepiped. Get me a stick to pry it out with, stat!"
By Perla
Stovepiping
The act of an uncircumsized man stretching his foreskin over the tip of a circumsized mans penis resembling how stovepipe is put together.

I caught them stovepiping and damn near puked but at the same time I kind of felt left out...
By Nicoli
Stovepiping
An act of sodomy in which the giver repeatedly withdraws the penis fully from the rectum of the receiver, usually resulting in a gape, and forcefully reinserts it.

"Dude, I was stovepiping Mary last night, now her asshole won't close!"
By Caty
Stovepiping
Wearing your belt one or two holes too tight to prolong the brewage in your large intestine subsequently making your farts smell horrific and nausea inducing.

Bro, what time are you going to be home? I've been stovepiping all day. You can smell each individual 16 herbs and spices!
By Peria