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Define Stumped Meaning

Stumped
bend her over a stump and fuck her in either or both orifices.

I took her out to the woods and stumped her...
By Merlina
Stumped
to be very foolish

chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.
By Karena
Stumped
the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night

Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!
By Angelle
Stumped
a cross between "stoked" and "pumped."

Frank: Are you ready for this game?
Leon: Hell yeah! I'm so fucking STUMPED, man!
By Jeanna
Stump
Someone who has a stubby dick

Look at his pants, he must be a Stump
By Alida
Stump
A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.

That chick is fine, but hot damn.. what a stump!
By Claire
Stump
Dumbass, stupid, and doesn't know shit.

That freaking Stump doesn't know who OJ Simpson is.
By Chantalle
Stumped
Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
By Mollee
Stumped
A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.

Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!
By Rosabel
Stumping
A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.

I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.
By Hyacinthie