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Stump
Someone who has a stubby dick

Look at his pants, he must be a Stump
By Tamqrah
Stump
A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.

That chick is fine, but hot damn.. what a stump!
By Alvera
Stump
Dumbass, stupid, and doesn't know shit.

That freaking Stump doesn't know who OJ Simpson is.
By Glori
Stumped
Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.

In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
By Emylee
Stumped
A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.

Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!
By Darline
Stumping
A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.

I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.
By Martina
Stumping
Stumping is a fun way to trip someone when they are running directly behind you. It can be used as a practical escape method or a as a hilarious prank.

Right as your pursuer is directly behind you, hit the brakes and crouch down, much like the fetal position. Not being able to dodge this new obstacle, the unfortunate pursuer, still running at full speed, runs into you with his legs and finds himself a whole load of bad luck usually in the form of flying, faceplanting, public humiliation, or other injuries.

Austin: Hey Brandon, why are you all scraped up?

Brandon: I was running behind John in P.E. when he stopped and crouched down out of nowhere. I flew right over him and crashed into the blacktop.

Austin: Haha! that's called stumping. He does that to everyone.
By Darelle
Stump
A short, poorly dressed porn actress; specifically Kendra Jade

Look at the stump hanging on to Lukas Rossi like a cold sore.
By Dani
Stump
a person who is short and stuby in stature

brian you are such a little damn stump
By Odele
Stump
the remaining part of an amputated limb (i.e. arm or leg)

Cherry's stump is so freakin' attractive even if it's just three inches from her hip.
By Agneta