"John is late for work because supposably his car blew up again this morning."
"Kate showed up to work at noon the day after St. Patrick's Day because supposably her dog turned the stove on and set her house on fire."
"My doctor says I have the flu, but my cousin's girlfriend
Moonbeam says my
chakras are unbalanced and I need my body energy fields
smoothed out by a shaman, supposably."