Thank you for signing up for Cards Against Humanity's Eight Sensible Gifts for Hanukkah. Throughout the month of December, we will send you eight small surpises in the mail.
When spilled a taco on a women's vagina.While a man ejaculates in her vag and throwing fecies at her face. While she is getting raped by a mexican tranny.
Surpise Sex is when one yells 'SURPISE' before having intercourse with another. Commonly done between couples, therefore avoiding the Surpise Sex becoming rape. Good advice!