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Swaffle
To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.

Hey look at Roderick giving Helene a good swaffle! He must really like her.
By Fayre
Swaffle
the act of cock-slapping a girl or any other object, original word originated from Dutch culture

Sin told his girlfriend to close her get on her knees and close her eyes. She did and he swaffled her. She broke up with him.
By Buffy
Swaffle
A beautiful combination of a soccer ball and a waffle. Can also cause injury in eye.

I just kicked the swaffle into someones eye!
By Reine
Swaffle
The art of,but not limited to: slapping a girl across the face with your cock,so hard after getting head from her,that you actually leave an imprint of your penis on her face,like a sunburn.

That chick over there is such a prep,I would swaffle her so hard she would have a black eye.

The teachers alais (Ms.Infante) is so noesy(pun intended) that I would swaffle her until she starts bleeding,then leave quickly before that pig sasser could call his butt buddies on me.because there is no way in hell he could catch me,unless he seen me at dunkin donuts while I was already in handcuffs blackout drunk.
By Annmarie
Swaffle
hackey sacks running away from a bunch of chariots on the circus maximus

a.k.a. o fuck here they come!!!

Yesterday hackies pulled a swaffle
it was HILARIOUS
By Concordia
Swaffle
(vb): to show a particular female feelings through mediums like:e-mails(hotmail only), telegrams, letters(US only).

(noun):swaffle - a strange hybrid between a bully and a postman.

To swaffle is a virtue.

You swaffled her until you drove her out of her medium.
By Luciana
Swaffle
A mix of Sweep (Sweepstake) and Raffle - depending on when you join in. Done with mates or workmates on things like the world cup or grand national. Done exclusively online or it is not a swaffle. Started in UK and spread worldwide.

You can swaffle the fifa world cup 2006 with a load of mates from the pub. They can't accuse you of cheating as the allocations are all random. The Swaffle pot is split between 1st, 2nd and 3rd or all or nothing for the winner.
By Cassie
Swaffle
to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.

A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.

There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle

I shall swaffle you. God wills it!
By Margarita
Swaffling
The action of a swelling, throbbing penis.

The Penis was swaffling right before it came on my face.
By Tiphanie
Swaffle
The act of hitting ones face with your half erected/fully erected penis. Should be done with caution because it can result in eye injury and you could lose your eyeballs.

“Wow dude, Ryan totally swaffled Brendon last night”
By Fae