Define Swindon Meaning

Swindon
A crappy and disappointing town in which I was born and raised and most unfortunately, still live in *help!* Full of feckin typical loud-mouthed 'townies' (see definition) who've got nothin better to do than get pregnant (usually at age 15 and younger) and dislike anyone even slightly different to themselves.

Someone put a bomb under Swindon council's arses, maybe then they'll do something useful for a change...
By Alika
Swindon
Second worst town in the country. Highest teen pregnancy rate in europe. Chav filled or full of "moshers" with "issues".
Only place worse being Slough.


What's more confusing than fathers day in swindon?
Fathers day in Slough!
By Lila
Swindon
location: SouthWest Wiltshire, England

a town which seems to mainly consist of "townies" (see: nike, pimpin, crew cut, bling, chav, pregnancy) and "metalheads", or "rockers (see: nirvana, hoody, piercings, tattoos).. both of which hate each other stupid, but have the same attitudes generally; *aggression is the key to life*. the music shops are alright, but apart from that, it's not a nice place. There seem to be nicer people there than salisbury and andover though.

*not written to cause offence*

i went to swindon yesterday.. a townie was getting ass kicked by a metalhead.. it was awful and i wished everything could be nice.
By Aigneis
Swindon
chav central - buy cheap (and nasty) Burberry in the "Designer" outlet. Has the highest percentage of people without a passport in Britain, and the highest ratio of McDonalds meals eaten to inhabitants in Europe.

Also used as perjorative term, see below.

Highlights - the A40 to Oxford

Lowlights - Christ where do I start????

F*ck me, you're thick...are you from Swind*n???
By Donni
Swindon
A little Industrial town near Bath, darlin'

'Ello you three, im from Swindon, a little industrial town near Bath, which doesn't even have a Cathedral. Fair dues!
By Almeria
Swindon
a small town that cant play football and get there asses kicked by oufc

1-0 to the oxford boys
By Joleen
Swindon
A place in the south of the country. home of the famous Tom Drinkwater. Hes a real great guy! pritty moist but never the less we all love him. love you tom babe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Verb "Im drinking some water in swindon"
By Nessy
Swindon
The only place in the world you can buy cocaine off of a 5 year old.

TV Narrator: "Hey, have you ever wanted to buy class-A drugs from a minor? Then come to SWINDON! Where mothers day is universally celebrated, and fathers day confuses everybody."
By Dorella
Swindon
Large Town and Borough in South West Engalnd. Famous for it's former GWR railway works.

a: Where do u live?
b: swindon
By Allyson
Swindon
Toilet, a place to defacate.
Sewer.

Swindon? I shalt not venture their Antonio, for it is a shite-hole populated by the ill-bred and feeble minded.

William Shakespeare
By Meredith