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Swooshed
the period when a person is between being tipsy and completely shit-faced

whoa stewie is hella swooshed
By Valina
Swooshed
When somebody is sponsored by Nike and wears a Nike swoosh, or when something has a Nike swoosh on it. (Usually the former.)

Roger Federer is swooshed.
By Paulita
Swooshed
When a guy has a girl in check or when a girl has a guy in check. (perferriably ff and gf).

She on that nike man, swooshed and not even your girl yet.
By Shalne
Swooshed
when you feel different after your birthday

when a.m. turns 26, the day after he comes in to work saying "I feel swooshed!!!"
By Chloris
Swoosh
The sound of money being sucked out of the pocket of an Oregon Duck fan each time Nike introduces a new football uniform.

All of my co-workers got swooshed yesterday at The Duck Store, so I guess I'm eating lunch alone until payday.
By Berget
Swoosh
The sound a joke made when it flies over somebodies head.

Boy 1: Jake paul is my favourite youtuber
Boy 2: But he creates horrible content?? Why would you like him??
Boy 1: Swoosh. You're really slow in the head.
By Marcia
Swoosh
A symbol that looks like a brush-stroke.

The Nike swoosh.
By Friederike
Swoosh
Pure net; the sound produced by a basketball, as it hits just the net.

Ten seconds to finnish, at the three pointer, it's off and swoosh San Antonio Spurs, win!
By Miguelita
Swoosh
A proper (posh) person may act swoosh.

They are very swoosh.
By Della
SWOOSH
When you push out a shit that barely touches your rim hole. This type of shit usually takes less than 5 seconds to get out, remains in one piece and isn't too wet or too dry.

"Tommy saved a fuckload of toilet paper with that there SWOOSH! He only gave a courtesy wipe afterwards."
By Valentia