Define Tanker Meaning

Tanker

marc: dude, i just dropped a huge deuce in your backyard.
taylor: goddamn! look at the size of that tanker!
By Pearle
Tanker
An enormous pimple that can be spotted very easily to the naked eye.

By Correna
Tanker
Self-absorbed senior citizen who drags their oxygen tank slowly through crowded public places, scolding and threatening anyone who tries to get around them. They usually voted with their dollars for NeoCon, Big-Tobacco candidates in the past, but now are voting for any Republicrat who promises to increase their Social Security benefits and give them free health care, knowing that they'll be dead before those bills come due.

I would've been on time for the team dinner party, but some tanker parked their Caddy across three spaces and then took 5 minutes just to get their scuba gear through the damned door.
By Lois
Tanker
To repost an article other than a HOTD on the Florida sportsman Forum

What that i hear in the distance.. YOuve been tankered
By Hildegarde
Tanker
some one who can consume an enormous amount of alochol(usually beer)and still manage to play 5 games of beer pong at 4:30 in the morning.

"yo john,let's go make that tanker funnel 15 bud lights."

"yo i hope your not a tanker we only got 30 beers left for 3 people!"
By Yoshi
Tanker
An adjective used to describe a large object. To compare to a "tanker ship".

That kid is a tanker.
By Rosa
Tanker
A person who goes out with fat girls

god: what did you do last week?
pol: we were laughing at karstin he was licking (kissing) a fat girl
god: o really i didn't know he was a tanker
By Jobey
Tanker
a. A female of accententuated curvature to the point of obesity.

e.g. 1. Goddamn! Look at that tanker!
2. That tanker ordered 5 double quarter pounders. Her ass must go wordbadonkadonk!
By Jaime
Tankered
Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".

He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered.
By Rebekkah
Tanker
A combination of Tank and wanker meant to represent a person on gta online that can only get kills by shooting people from inside a tank

"Oh great this lobby has a tanker aswell
By Darsie