Define Tankered Meaning

Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".

a MASSIVE shit.

An enormous pimple that can be spotted very easily to the naked eye.

Self-absorbed senior citizen who drags their oxygen tank slowly through crowded public places, scolding and threatening anyone who tries to get around them. They usually voted with their dollars for NeoCon, Big-Tobacco candidates in the past, but now are voting for any Republicrat who promises to increase their Social Security benefits and give them free health care, knowing that they'll be dead before those bills come due.

To repost an article other than a HOTD on the Florida sportsman Forum

some one who can consume an enormous amount of alochol(usually beer)and still manage to play 5 games of beer pong at 4:30 in the morning.

A combination of Tank and wanker meant to represent a person on gta online that can only get kills by shooting people from inside a tank

When a shot or shots don't register; the person doesn't die or get lit.
This happens a lot on Online Shooting games.
The reason has to do with Ping and Internet packets.
So you may have headshoted a person on your screen, but it didn't register to the server, therefore you got robbed.

Someone or something who fucks up your entire being at that moment, they can also fuck up your life if big enough.

An adjective used to describe a large object. To compare to a "tanker ship".