Define Teary Meaning

when a tear comes to your eye because you're feeling either happiness or sadness or both simultaneously

Something very stupid that brings about laughter

When you're forcing someone to sexual intercourse and make them cry.

A silly person is dreams about crazy things. But it's ok because they are true 99.99999% of the time.

As the name implies, having a little cry while self-pleasuring.

the effect of uncontrollable laughter; laughing so hard that "tears meet your ears"; the state of mind you reach when laughing so hard you forget what you are laughing about; usually the side-effect of drug-induced euphoria

Term used to describe the condition when water backsplashes right on one's butthole after his/her turd has hit the water of the toilet.

During the exchange of wedding vows, the point in which the groom becomes so overcome with emotion that he is unable to speak without sounding like he got his labia caught in his zipper.

its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.

Someone who masturbates with their own tears because they are so lonely. He is therefore a teary dick.