Define Tee Off Meaning

To punch someone, preferably with extreme force.

The inessential act of removing one's shirt before a fist fight. Usually followed by an exchange of the words square and up.

Masturbating after viewing pictures from one of the many online hip and/or ironic tee shirt sellers (probably to your left right now).

To rub the tip of the dick. masterbate!) MAY get you an orgasm faster that jerking off.

to wake up with morning wood

A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.

Tee off is a good sayin to use when sombody is annoying you! I use it all the time its like a move along sayin!

When a person becomes that irate they throw a large fit and start shouting profusely and then tend to kill small children.

a phrase refering to masturbation. A.K.A beating off, jerking off. If one says they have a 4:00 tee time, it would mean that individual is planning to masturbate at 4:00.

sexual innuendo for people who play golf