Define Teto Meaning

the coolest mother fucker on the planet

is when a person is naive in spanish

"Teto" is a colloquial term used in Mexico to refer to someone who is nerdy, childlike, slow or has a weak demeanor, thus making this person some sort of social outcast. Also commonly referred to as ñoño.

Tetos lack basic social skills and prefer to spend their free time studying, playing video games, or drawing anime characters.

Their fashion icons include the old people that feed ducks at public parks and your dad's accountant.

An underused acronym for "To Each Their Own". Used when giving respect and or stepping out of an argument on the basis that everyone is entitled to live their life how they choose. Stems from the sadly douche-adopted 'YOLO'

Examples:

—I don't want to go outside today.

#teto
—I was so wasted I couldn't even stand up.

#teto
—I love anime.

#teto
—I smoked two joints before I smoked two joints, and then I smoked two more.
#teto

meaning "owner of bitches", a pimp

In Puerto Rico, teto is an imaginary body part which would look like a boob with a penis for nipples.

an utau, most well known. she chimera doe.
she is also recognized by crypton yaya

Utau, chimera bby.

A type of sentient chair that has power to control any living being minds

can also be used to tell someone's power

Mexican Slang; the opposite of being cool or having swag.

The closest feeling to this word in english would be "loser", but is not exactly the same meaning, Teto, or Teta for girls, talks more about being a loser for your lack of style only. A Teto is a person that gets exited, too cheery or laughs over stupid thing.

The origin of the word comes from "teta" wich is the female breast. So my guess is that at its beginings the word was like calling someone a sucker.