Define Thatched Meaning

Thatched
being forcibly yoinked away from your computer by a significant other or parent

Daniel can't play League, he got thatched by his girlfriend

Tommy and Andy won't be going to Japan Inn because their parents thatched them
By Tobi
Thatched
A word that describes massive coolness so as to incite an expression of laid-back style and refinement.

You were really classy handling that situation. Way to be thatched.
By Jacinthe
Thatching [thatch]
thatched roof n : a house roof made with a plant material (as straw)
thatch n.
Plant stalks or foliage, such as reeds or palm fronds, used for roofing.
Something, such as a thick growth of hair on the head, that resembles thatch.
Dead turf, as on a lawn.
thatched, (To cover with thatch) thatching, thatches thatcher n. 
Middle English thacche, alteration (influenced by thecchen, thacchen, to thatch, from Old English theccan, to cover.  thaec, thatch), or thak from Old English thæc (Still sometimes used in the U.K. midlands as ‘thaker’ to describe a thatcher) the word is common to many Teutonic languages in the sense of " roof," " cover "; cf. Du. dak, Ger. dach; from Du. dekken comes " deck"; the Indo-European root is stag, whence Gr. ffreyos, roof, Lat. tegere, to cover; the French equivalent to thatch is chaume - couverture en chaume literally cover in stubble.

Thatch
The material employed for roofs in the place of tiles, slates or shingles it consists of many different plant materials readily available in the part of the world suitable material is available, of which usually several layers are required, typically in the U.K. to the depth of from 12 to 14 in from www.thatch.org
By May
Thatching [thatch]
The act OF covering oneself into ones own excrement during sexual activity. Produces appetising treat on for later and on intoxicating whiff.

He enjoyed thatching himself, because it larva his partner cum more more harder.
By Jennine
Thatched
When you monumentally overspeed on pre drinks and get so lit you fill up a sink full of spew and pass out

Kimbo: dude what happened to you last night

Guy got thatched: man i totally thatched it last night
By Judi
On The Thatch
Fucking awesome Aussie term for catching the herp

Fuck that... b!tch was on the thatch, so I had to double bag it.

By Lonna
Thatch

Damn, she's got a thatch!!
By Nan
Thatch
Two thighs that look like a snatch. (Vagina)

Man, did you see that fat girl?
Yeah, she definitely has a Thatch.
By Else
Thatch
The area between the thigh and snatch

I bet her thatch is so sweaty.
By Lanny
Thatch
Never a heifah twat or drug. Just a simple last name for black beautiful people

Nigel Thatch
By Livvyy