Define The Chuck Norris Meaning

A less than hardcore actor who once starred in such shitty films as Sidekicks, Invasion USA and Missing in Action. He is most know for his ridiculous display of round house kicks and poor dialogue on the show Walker Texas Ranger.
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A washed up actor who got his second wind based upon a very large list of (at one time) humorous jokes and facts(If you will) about him, that after being repeated from here to Nantucket far too many times, became old and played out and down right NOT FUNNY ANYMORE

A cyborg with the power of invincibility... when on screen. Outside he's quite a softie. Some jobless guys from USA went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first Usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Now there's a running joke about him being stronger than all the gods together and doing eveything beyond impossibility. Non-serious webs like Uncyclopedia and Urban Dictionary get loads of entries about that unfunny joke.

Sylvester Stallone's penis. Only in the movie Rambo.

The act of excessively repeating an uninspired or less than mediocre attempt at humor until it is beaten totally lifeless and becomes cringeworthy.

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Some old dude. He sucks. aka Chuck Whoris.

A man about whom jokes were funny for a brief period. The jokes lost any part of hilarity once they spread through the public, with a select few jokes being repeated in strings every five minutes. They are no longer funny, and should be met with blank stares.

The subject of some of the most unfunny and annoying jokes known to man.

MMMMM...... Ok first of all the guy has a face like a slapped Cock (Hence the gay beard).
Second: He only appeals to jumped up little
trailer trash faggots with no life.(Or overweight virgins in their 40's living at their parents house).
Third: Could not "Act", his way out of a thin tissue paper bag.
Last but not Least: BRUCE LEE Do you want to see little chuck get his sizeable arse severely Kicked? Then check out "way of the dragon"

1. The most over done internet meme and joke that's reaching gigantic popularity only due to the amount of immature internet spammers and that god awful show Family guy.

2.Something that was funny for the first few years but is now bitterly old.

Ronald Lee Ermey could have easily eye gouged and skull fucked Chuck Norris to death if he wanted to.