Define The Clamp Meaning

The Clamp
The deadliest martial arts move on the face of the planet. It occurs when the testes of a man are clenched (clamped) within the fist of another man whilst two fingers are simultaneously forcefully inserted into the anal cavity. This causes extreme discomfort and excruciating pain, including intense purpling of the face and the crossing of eyes. Contrary to popular belief, it is not gay.

1) "Man did you see Ruw get clamped? Did you see his testes get clenched and his face get purpled, causing extreme discomfort and excruciating pain?"
2) The clamp isn't gay, shut up.
By Rivkah
The Clamp
A sexual manuever in which you grab both the penis and the ball sack and sqeeze it as hard as you can, while pushing it up.

Zach was given the clamp by Hannah.
By Tamarah
Clamp
The act of inserting two index fingers into an asshole whilst stretching outward.

What did you do on Saturday night?

I went to a wedding and clamped your cousin.
By Aprilette
CLAMP
An all female Japanese manga creators.

Often associated as God.

Have you seen the newest comic from Clamp?

OMGWTFBBQ!?!11 I didn't know God has already spoken!
By Ophelia
Clamp
What Andre be doin to u niggas when we hoop

β€œHe kinda clamping u up”
By Oralee
Clamps
A word described in a complete shutdown on a player by the defender in basketball. Often used as trashtalk when the defense forces a player to pass the ball or to get it out of bounds.

CLAMPS! You getting clamped up, my nigga!
By Alanna
The Clamp
What one would call going to the gynocologist and having a papsmear done.

The other day I went to the gyno and got the clamp.
By Beth
Clamping
The act of having a wank but before you cum you β€œclamp” your fingers tight to the forskin and blow your load inside then walk to the toilet to despose of the waist

Jordan did you do some clamping last night

Sure did mate
By Lisbeth
Clamped

Oh shit im clamped

My mom found me fucking my dog im clamped

I snuck out of the house and now im clamped
By Crin
Clamped
When someone "clamps" you it means your wrong and you cant make a come back.

Man 1:Our football team is better than yours
Man 2:No it isnt we totally kick your teams ass
Man 1:Thats why we beat you 5 nil and won the league then
Man 2:Ye but..but..but...get lost you asshole
Man 1:Ha Ha your clamped
By Ashlan