Define The Fortune Cookie Meaning

Fortune Cookie

By Hendrika
Fortune Cookie

Her skirt was so short you could almost see her fortune cookie.
By Sadie
Fortune Cookie
A small, crisp cookie served as a desert at "Chinese" Restaurants in America. It has a slip of paper on the inside with a quote, pertaining to your life, regarding life itself. The quotes tend to be very cheesy.

Fortune cookies were first invented in San Francisco, California in the early 1900's, and thus have very few true Asian roots.

Fortune cookies are just another delicious American invention.
By Faye
Fortune Cookie
A wierd looking, but somehow tasty, snack u get at a chinese resturaunt after ur meal, that whatever it says on there, you should add "in bed" at the very end of it

me:"hey mom, whats your fortune cookie say?"
mom:"you will live life a happy man....in bed"
me:"OMG LOL"
(this really happened! But I had to add the "in bed" part to make it go along with the definition)
By Lenka
Fortune Cookie
A fortune cookie is a person (Usually a girl/woman) that updates social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter, always saying wise quotes about anything (Mainly love or song lyrics) then using hearts at the end.

The easiest way to deal with a Fortune Cookie is either post on their page with stupid quotes or just call them a Fortune Cookie until they learn why its dumb to do that.

‎"Making mistakes is part of life, how we fix them is what matters.
By Faye
Fortune Cookie

By Hanna
Fortune Cookie

My fortune cookie lied to me. :(
By Eliza
Fortune Cookie
A fortune cookie is a crisp Asian cookie usually made from flour, sugar, vanilla, and oil with a "fortune" wrapped inside. A "fortune" is a piece of paper with words of faux wisdom or a vague prophecy. In the United States and Canada (although also available in other parts of the Western world), it is usually served with Chinese food in Chinese restaurants as a dessert. The message inside may also include a list of lucky numbers (used by some as lottery numbers) and a Chinese phrase with translation. The exact provenance of fortune cookies is unclear, but various immigrant groups in California claim to have popularized them in the early 20th century, basing their recipe on a traditional Japanese cracker. The cookies are mostly unknown in mainland China or Taiwan.

*Definition taken from Wikipedia

Today my mom bought a packet of fortune cookies home and as per usual my cousin devoured the first 15. There were only a few remaining so i figured I should take at least one before the cookie box's time was up. I picked one out of the carton, cracked it and the white slip read "Grace is the divine ability to cope with every circumstance". Enlightening. And tasty of course. Very tasty. Food for the body and food for the soul.
By Johna
Fortune Cookie
When you or somebody else is stuck in between two Asians, often used in a sexual context.

Similar to an Oreo.

Person 1: "How is you maths class?"
Person 2: "It's OK, it feels like a fortune cookie though."

OR

Person 1: "How was last night?"
Person 2: "Great, we got a fortune cookie going near the end."
By Janaya
Fortune Cookie
the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!

when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.
By Theressa