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Define The Lobster Meaning

The Lobster
is the performing of the shocker to two different women at the same time.

Ahern had to wash his hands after administering the lobster to those two older women in vegas.
By Vivie
The Lobster
when you administer a shocker to two different girls at the same time.

Ahern administered the elusive lobster on those two women he met in vegas.
By Joela
It's Not A Lobster
When you have something and you think it is a lobster, but then you realize that it in fact not a lobster.

Hey Blake what is this? Well it's not a lobster.
By Merrielle
Lobsters
Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.

Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws
By Else
Lobstering
When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.
By Bunnie
Lobster
Your true love that you will always go back to = see "Friends" the TV program, Pheobe calls Ross Rachels lobster.

You are my lobster
He is my lobster
She is my lobster
By Dulcea
Lobster
someone who owns your heart. cannot switch lobster. one person for life.

he's her lobster!
By Cassandry
Lobsteritis
A sunburn.

Slather on some SPF when going out in the sun otherwise you'll end up with a case of Lobsteritis!
By Nelie
Lobstered
To be sunburnt; to be exposed to so much sun that you end up looking like a lobster; to have blistering red skin;

It was so hot yesterday, I was lobstered!!
By Lelia
Lobster
A crustaceous animal whose habitat consits of cold pacific shallows and deep sea beds. I'm sure in a few months it will mean vagina.

Mmmm, I could go for a lobster dinner!

Mmmm, I just had a lobster dinner from your mom.
By Malissa