Define The Porn Meaning

The Porn
Something good, spectacular. Used in the same fashion as "the shit".

"That's the porn, bro!"
By Alma
No Porn
What the word "porno" sounds like if it's said repeatedly in quick succession.

The students started chanting "porno" to me, their IT teacher, whenever I entered the room ever since they caught me watching porn in class. When the principal visited one time, I used my quick wit to start chanting "no porn" back at them in order to make it sound like some strange rigorous vocal and preventative reciting exercise.... it didn't work.
By Roxana
Porn
The only place where ugly fat men have sex with some of the most attractive girls on this plant. There seems to be a high correlation between being pretty and having a low IQ in porn. Some behaviors in porn are mysterious and have an unclear evolutionary explanation, like a girl sucking a penis that was just inside of her ass, or girls being attracted to pizza boys that make 10$ an hour.

porn makes the world go around.
By Glenn
Porn
The reason your computer's running slow.

I watched some porn last night and it had 50-something pop-ups!
By Lauri
Porn
The fuck are you doing searching "porn" up? You know full goddamn well what porn is, and you know you do.

I was watching the hardcore porn last night and my dick just started exploding with fuckin cum.
By Kalindi
Porn
A video that after ejaculating to, you lose all interest in.

Chad: Hey Joe wanna have drinks with me and the guys?

Joe: Not now I'm watching porn!
By Katinka
Porn
Unrealistic expectation of the sexual world. Many people who watch porn expect the same experience to happen to them when they get involved in sexual activities and when their expectations aren't fulfilled they either feel that they are doing something wrong or that their partner is pathetic at sex.

Why can't my girlfriend squirt? All the girls in porn videos can.
Why isn't my boyfriend enjoying sex? Is it because i'm not as sexy as the girls in porn videos?
Why isn't my girlfriend moaning as loud as the girls in porn videos? Am I doing something wrong?
By Ninnetta
Porn
What everyone watches at least once in a while, whether they want to admit it or not.

Hypocrite: You're such a perv, watching porn! You're disgusting!

*Goes home and watches a DVD entitled "Big Dicks in Fat Chicks 12"*
By Jenica
Porn
The only reason why you are here is if you are a fucking 4yr who heard your parents talking to your older bother in the other room about his child porn addiction after you went on his "homework" file with 413 images and told your parents about it. If your reading this YOU KNOW THAT WAS PRIVATE, I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT ON TO YOU ONE DAY.

little brother: Mother, Father I see we all may know why I have invited you here today
mother: no my youngest offspring I don't
little brother: elder brother has lied of his "homework" file instead he has porn of underage children
father: time to talk to brother (Grabs gun and goes into older brothers room) T ̧̙̉̀̓̈H ̢͈͔̜̭͈̟͉̐͑ͅͅE ̡̡͚̻̻͖̠̫͔̇̋̅ ̵̧̧͖͇̦̪͍̗̤̟̿̇͆̾͗̋̕͝C̴̘͚͉̿Ǫ̴̛̫͍̱̬̦̻̲͍͐̒̒͊͂͘͠U ̘͙̳̆̆͠N̶͉̰̖̘̹̩̭̺̪͂̄͋Ç̵̡͇͙̙̥̼͆̊͂̆̅Ì̵̡̮͇̜̐̃̓̀̎̍͑͝L ̧̫̬̟̙̞̱̎̚͜͜ ̴̖̬̝͎̮̯̗̔̉̆͋͘H ̨͓̩̭͔̹͈͒̇̐̿̅̋ͅA̴͙͕̞̖̼̦̒̒́͆͐S̴̰̽͆̔̈͆ͅ ̶̡̢̛͎̳̝͙͋̍̍͛͂́D̶̹̞͚͙̩̦̘̩̑̆͜͜E ̧̢̞̻̦̬̠͉̍̾̓͊̏͑͒C ̨̞͇̟̺̟̗̜͓͍̈͗̕͝Ḯ̵̧̝̱͉̤̤̞̗͆̂̑̉́̈́̿ͅD̶̰̗̱̀̎̿̍̏̕͝E̵̡̤͚̞̰̰̫͖̱̦͌D ̢̙͓̮̘̪̹̜͋̍͗͆̈̔̉͘̚ͅ ̧̬͍͚̄͊̋̏́͠͝Y ̪̀̊Ơ̵͎̜̻̺͕̫̺̩͂͌͜U̵̢̨̒̈͊͑̈͠R̵̢̧̰͌̂͜ ̶̯̮̮̭͇̟́͌͊͒̎̿̚͠͝F ̡̩̝̮̪̬͓͓͕͊̎A̶̻̺̬̿̇̑͌́̉ͅT̶̫̱͈̰̘̲̯͚̂Ë̵̡̺́͂͊̑̚̚
By Clarisse
Porn
If your friend dared you to look up porn but you're a complete smrtass, you're probably here.

Dave: I dare you to look up porn!
Smartass: Done.
By Morissa