Define The Quaran Meaning

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Muslim rock and roll band similar to a christian rock group. However instead of singing about god and jesus, they sing about Mohammed and Allah. A play on words of the band "Duran Duran"

Jerry: "Yea I was getting out of the Mosque yesterday and I decided to pump some Quaran Quaran"
Steve: "Oh yea? What's your favorite song?"
Jerry: "Hungry like Allah. that song rocks"
By Phelia
Quaranenting
An overtly permissive (and survivalist) parenting style that reflects the utter exhaustion of any personal time or space from one’s family due to quarantine, isolation, and/or social-distancing requirements in the era of a global pandemic like (but not limited to) that of the novel Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2, causing COVID-19 and parental insanity the world over. Best summed up in a meme featuring actor Ken Jeong in a sombrero. Lack of space and sanity means all the rules are different... Professional level Quaranenting often also involves using another pandemic-enabled tool: margarita take-out/delivery.

Normally I discourage skateboarding and soccer in the house but I’m Quaranenting, so I’ll allow it.
By Saundra
Quaran
a young man specifically into asians and enjoys his red (not cherry) kool aid.

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By Devonne
Quarane
Quarane is a handsome , smart , male thot who the hoes are lines up to get a chances at him. He also has a huge penis.

By Jaquenetta
The Quaran
A book (not the indian one) consisting of pictures, stories, and other written drawn objects telling a tale of other worlds, hidden by the goverments of Earth.

The U.S. government keeps a close eye on any strange, ethereal activities, for the fear that the secrets of the Quaran may have been revealed.
By Olivette
Quaran-ting
When you talk/snap someone during be quarantined.

By Fayina
Quaran-time
The infinite amount of time existing while in quarantine from Covid-19. There is no construct in this space. Time is an illusion.

"Is 9 a.m. too early for vodka?"
"No. We're on quaran-time. Bust that shit out."
By Dayle
Quaran-tine
A romantic interest tantalizing enough to make you forego social distancing and risk contracting the corona virus

Valentine is to Valentine’s Day as quaran-tine is to coronavirus.

The difference between a Valentine and a quaran-tine is that the nicest gift you could get your quaran-tine is not flowers or chocolate - it’s toilet paper.
By Hadria
Quaran-Quag
The feeling of boredom and sadness when stuck in quarantine from Corona. Slang for Quarantine Quagmire.

My friend: UGh I’m so bored.
Me: Yeah, I’m really feeling that Quaran-Quag.
By Jacquelin
Quaran-TV
quaran-TV or quarantv is an umbrella term created to capture the new rollout of youtube, facebook, and instagram videos recorded by the quarantined populace... which is everyone.

Many of us have no choice but to turn to memes, posts & irrational yet humorous video content during this time.

When someone is addressing a friends post related to Covid-19, they can add to the database of Quaran-TV channels.

Quaran-TV has nothing to do with mainstream television or news channels. It is specifically meant to be hilarious & created by the general population.

“Today’s news just in, on Quarant-TV, a new trend is spiking to combat pent up sexual frustration, Tibetan throat twerking.”

It combines ‘Tibetan throat singing’ and ‘twerking.’ Look it up on Ellen’s show. I’m serious.

Quaran-TV represents the videos our friends are now posting on social media related to anything funny during this time.
By Janka