Define The Spiders Meaning

Spider
Eight legged creature of nope nope and nope with large fangs. It's other abilities consist of climbing walls, conjuring organic silk webbing, and inducing paralyzing fear and heart attacks into arachnophobes.

There's a damn spider in my bathtub where the hell is my damn flamethrower.
By Celka
Spider
A little creature that causes people to drive their cars into a ditch.

I was driving my mom's car yesterday and a spider crawled up on my shoulder, and after I swatted it away, I went into the ditch.
By Lexy
Spiderism
The polytheistic religion based on the group and teachings of the Spider Gang, or its beliefs and practices. One must support the beliefs of the gang in order to be accepted as a Spiderist. Places of worship include, but are not limited to; the basement and the streets. Practices of this religion involve doing drugs, listening to the gangs music, participating in fanart friday, and placing cards against humanity boxes in children’s aisles.

Soon after I found out about Spider Gang and their ear rape penis music, I started to believe in Spiderism.
By Koralle
Spider

That spider is hella creepy.
By Adriane
Spider
Satans Incarnation and Gods punishment for our sins.

AHHHHHHHHHHH SPIDER

Oh, it's just satans incarnation

WHY SATAN WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
By Collie
The Spider
The last shot out of a bottle of liquor that is on the house. The name comes from the thought of there being a spider in the bottom of the bottle.

Some guy: I'll take a shot of whiskey.

Bartender: Looks like you got the spider. This one's on the house.
By Aubrey
The Spider
The last bit of a drink that is mainly backwash

I'd let you have some of my beer but all that is left is the spider
By Veriee
Spider
creepy crawly gross things that are simply there to scare the hell out of you and jump out of those piles of crap in your room.
however, they are also very pretty when held behind inch-thick glass in zoos.

the spider is sitting; lurking in the dark until such time it can come out and sit on the girls finger before she notices.
By Lyssa
Spider
One of evolution's greatest success stories. There are spiders all over the world, and the oldest known fossil spider is 380 million years old. Spiders are eight-legged and carnivorous, use silk in a variety of ways depending on the species. Many spin cobwebs to catch prey, larger spiders line the edge of their burrows with web. The bolas spider is named because it throws a line of web ending in a sticky lump to catch prey. Spiders inspire fear and revulsion, quite undeserved, but probably not helped by years of movies telling us spiders are humanity's enemies. Schools are not much more helpful. I still remember a science teacher telling us a black widow was the size of a human hand, which is rubbish. There are some dangerously venomous spiders, like widow spiders, funnelweb spiders, brown recluse spiders and brazilian wandering spiders, but they are a tiny minority of the huge number of spiders in the world. Just to drag some widely-held beliefs into the light of reality:
1: Spiders are not watching you. Most, apart from some jumping spiders, have very poor eyesight.
2: Spiders do not come out of plug-holes. A spider in the bath has fallen down there and can't get out due to the bath's slippery sides.
3: Large hairy spiders are not automatically dangerous. In fact nobody has ever died from a tarantula bite.
4: Women are not automatically scared of spiders. In fact most of the calls the British Tarantula Society gets regarding fear of spiders are from worried men.

Hysterical person: Help! I saw a spider! I'm not going to bed! It might be there waiting for me!
Other person: What makes you think any self-respecting spiders would want to get into your bed?
By Arlena
Spider
The ugliest mf you’ll ever see. Has eight legs and millions of eyes. He can be huge and hairy, or very tiny. Many people are scared of him because he’s icky

Daughter:ahhhhhh oh my god there’s a huge spider in the bathroom

Mom: that’s Larry he’s just vibing
By Velma