Dude, did you see that Patrick guy?
Yea, I did!
He got totally weavered!
Yea, I know right, that lunch tray had to hurt!
That guy is really pissin me off man.
Yea, he's being a Crabtree.
I'm thinking of Weavering him.
Go for it, man!
By Keriann
Weavered
When you applied for an awesome new job but one of your mates applied for it behind your back and beats you.
Greg was so confident that he had the new job that he had already bought a new suit, but then Jonapplied and weavered it away from him. Jon starts Monday
By Leodora
Weaver
When you're searching for a parking spot and you find someone walking to their car. You follow them, however they trick you by weaving through cars and somehow end up on the other side of the parking lot.
You: "Hey I think I see someone going to their car!"
Friend: "Sweet, let's follow them."
You and Friend: "MAN! He's on the other side; what a weaver!"
By Ketti
The Weaver
When a man puts a dildo on backwards and has sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, while at the same time having sex (via the dildo) with another woman positioned behind him.
I was doing The Weaver last night and it was quite the workout. Traditional sex is only physically demanding during the thrust, but when you’re doing The Weaver you get resistanceboth ways!
By Edna
Weaver
In Northeast Ohio, a derogatory name for a mentally retarded person. There's a school and workshop for the retarded called Weaver school... that's where the name came from.
1.) (v) To puke or to hurl exclusively from intoxication, usually because you're a pussy. Not to be confused with vomiting associated with an illness.
ex1. Im fucking sauce bodyd I think im bout to weaver.
ex2. After just two hits of some of that nasty nasty, the bitch weaverd all over the backseat.
Preston: "Did you jus weaver?"
Corey: "Na man" (lie)
Preston: "Pussy."
By Penelopa
Weaver
A person who drives back and forth, goes side to side, zig zags, on highway lanes, like a fuckin maniac, presumably to pass.
Hey Sue, checkout the Weaver in the rearview mirror. He is coming up on you, now he switched lanes, and now he passing you on the right. He is zig zagging up and down the highway like a efnn maniac.
By Dian
Weaver
Weaver is a person whom weaves or sows stuff and therefore if he is a person he will follow u like thread and needle in other words a stalker
Guy 1 stalks guy 2 home guy 2 than spreadsword that guy 1 is a weaver good at sowing but stalks people
By Arlene
Weaver
noun- someone who tries to beslick in every situation; someone who lies about everything
