Girlfriend: Where were you last night? You said you'd be right back but you were gone for hours!
Boyfriend: I rode with my buddy to Walmart and he is
a fucking idiot and locked his keys in the car! And then he wouldn't let me call
AAA cause he's too broke to pay the fee...
Buddy: Hey man why you gotta
throw off on me like that? Just tell her we went to the strip club.